new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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