Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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