just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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