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i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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