we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
