I am full of burrito and curiosity
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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