what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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