That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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