why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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