p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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