I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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