i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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