I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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