Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
