You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
its not stalking. its research.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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