Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Panties = found
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
