I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
