My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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