Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
it's great music for shaving your balls
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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