Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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