Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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