he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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