ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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