We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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