Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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