I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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