I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
50% drunk capacity currently
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
