Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What a fucking waste of an outfit
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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