I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
we should paint friendship bongs
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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