i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Come on in and take your pants off
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