You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so let's talk penis.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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