do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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