do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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