On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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