Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Banned from zoo.
Again?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We were destined to go to rehab together
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
