what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
