Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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