i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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