I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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