shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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