So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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