i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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