The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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