He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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