Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
thus making me awesome and them whores
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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