i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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