Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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