Whod you bang
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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