9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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