3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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