I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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