I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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