god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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