Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
