i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
it's like iHOP with fire
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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