The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So vagazzling was a success
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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