Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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