Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
tell me about the eggs
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