It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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