what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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